Dave Barry Quotes Archive

This is a collection of quotes about food from Dave Barry.

Posted March 27, 2020

“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”

Dave Barry
Posted June 3, 2017

“The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn’t have eyeballs or fins.”

Dave Barry
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