Demetri Martin Quotes Archive
This is a collection of quotes about food from Demetri Martin.
I like to use ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ on my
Posted December 3, 2017
“I like to use ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.”
