Erma Bombeck Quotes Archive
This is a collection of quotes about food from Erma Bombeck.
Like religion politics and family planning cereal
Posted February 12, 2021
“Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.”
Once you get a spice in your home you have
Posted December 13, 2019
“Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I’m taking with me when I go.”
Never order food in excess of your body weight
Posted July 16, 2019
“Never order food in excess of your body weight.”
I am not a glutton
Posted January 29, 2016
“I am not a glutton. I am an explorer of food.”
I come from a family where gravy is considered
Posted November 4, 2014
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
